You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Aye!
You: wazzup!!
You: omg, i havent seen you in ages!
You: :O
Stranger: Great thanks!
Stranger: Oh my
Stranger: ITS YOU
You: where have you been?
Stranger: Around.
You: omg i put posters up everywhere
Stranger: you?
You: WTF ARE YOU?! im calling the cops now
Stranger: Yes I'm greatful for the 1000000 rewards
You: they need to get you
Stranger: I'm safe, I'm safe
You: gosh bitch, im out 1000000 dollars
Stranger: Just needed some air
You: bloody colour paper ain't cheap
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: :(
You: god! and you go to the freeakin mountains?
Stranger: Yup, I had to get over my fear of heights
You: we live in a village! i cant believe you did that
Stranger: and figured noone would go searchin' here
You: gosh, Pete, you know, your pet dragon was searching the skies
You: oh sorry, to tell you, he died last week
Stranger: It's HICCUP
You: we had a bbq tonight in honour of you
Stranger: Because the dragon died?
You: oh sorry, my memory is fading
You: yeah, hiccup
Stranger: haha
You: yeah the dragon was looking for you
Stranger: I'm sad..
You: but voldemort like a bitch he is killed him
You: :(
You: we shall get our revenge!
Stranger: WE WILL
You: THIS IS SPARTTTAAAAAAA!!
Stranger: SOON ENOUGH
Stranger: lol
Stranger: THATS MADNESS
You: AHHHHH!! IT'S COMING AFTER MEEE
You: HE'S COMING AFTER MEEE
You: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Stranger: FREEZE-
You: that bitch shot me.
You: YOU FREAKING SHOT ME
You: I HATE YOU!
Stranger: I totally didn't
Stranger: It was the dragon!
You: oh he's already dead- explain this *holds up hiccup's decapitated head, blood everywhere*
Stranger: lol
You: LIES!
Stranger: HICCUP WOULD NEVER-
Stranger: He was trained well!~
Stranger: It was muchmunch
You: i hope you get kidnapped by malfoy and die in umbridge's office.
Stranger: the dragon of billybob
Stranger: up there- look!
You: AHHHHH!
Stranger: RUN
You: MOTHER FCKKERR DIEEEE
You: EXPELLIARMUS!
Stranger: Here- take this gun
Stranger: HAHA
You: *BANG!*
You: crap, i turned it in the wrong directions
Stranger: ACCIO DEAD DRAGON
Stranger: What a beauuuuuuuty
Stranger: Crikey
You: mm, that'll be good on the bbq
Stranger: Sure will!
You: yummy yummy nom nom nom
Stranger: hahahaaa
Stranger: I love random convos
You: me too
You: :)