ZOMFG I FCKIN HATE MS KEEGAN!!Ok today we had school sport and played some crappy boring game called ultimate frissbee *whoopte doo* Well ok, we were split up into teams and basically my team was all boys. So yea, we played against some girls and no offence to those who i love in there *diem, ashley wuuuu, etc*,
...they sucked.
We kept throwing- they kept missing. DADADADA!!!! FATASS KEEGAN COMES ALONG.
Ok, i might have exaggerated some of her language but basically this is what the fatass said:
"YOU FCKIN SEXIST FATASSES!! HOW DARE YOU INTIMIDATE THESE GIRLS? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE BOYS AND PUMPED WITH TESTOSTERONE WHICH I USED TO HAVE BEFORE MY GENDER BENDING SURGERY, DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO PLAY THE GAME IN SUCH A WAY THAT YOU CATCH THE OTHER GIRL'S FRISBEE!!!! IM A FAT ASS WITH 2 ASSES!!"
whah? wasnt the whole point of ultimate frisbee was to intercept the flying thing from your oppenent? And how are we being sexist? We didnt yell out "hahahaa, you girls cant catch cause all you do is clean dishes and take care of the kids" Then the fatass, that im surprise hasnt made its own website *Bring it On* made us do 2 laps around a square. Ok that doesnt sound like much but to a fat kid, it is.
LINE UP! said the fatass. And we did. But something seemed wrong... oh god the game was on during that time? SCORE!!! THE GIRLS SCORED!! We stood there, dumbfounded, dazzled and confused. DADADA!!!! The fatass revenges.
"YOU SEXIST BASTARDS!!! blah blah blah, something about sexism, being lazy, intimidating, .... chucking dummies, etc etc" The fatass gives us the full lecturing treatment like she thought we never got cos we're asian (duh, there's truong for a reason) and finally ends with a dramatic "DETENTION. SECOND HALF LUNCH"
to be continued....
